Founder Edition · Limited to first 1,000 backers

Finally, a Number That Matters

ShitBit is the smart bathroom scale that weighs what you leave behind. Reserve your Founder Edition today and lock in 30% off when we launch on Kickstarter.

First 1,000 signups get the Founder Edition + 30% off when we launch on Kickstarter. No spam — one email when we go live.

Know your worth.

How It Works

Three steps. No complexity. Sit down, handle your business, stand up. We handle the rest.

Take a Seat

Sit down like you always do. ShitBit quietly records your “before” weight the moment you settle in. No buttons. No ceremony. Just gravity.

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Make a Deposit

This is your time. We won't rush you, judge you, or offer advice. You've been doing this your whole life. We trust the process.

Review the Log

Stand up and ShitBit weighs the difference. Your session is logged, your stats update, and your ranking adjusts. It's not personal. It's math.

Everything But the Plunger

A complete suite of tools for the modern bathroom professional. Track, compete, and celebrate your contributions to society.

Seamless Syncing

Bluetooth Low Energy connects the throne to your phone. Walk in, sit down, and your session logs automatically. Hands-free, which is important given the context.

Competitive Movement

Daily, weekly, and all-time rankings among your friends. Finally answer the question nobody asked but everyone secretly wondered: who's number one at number two?

Achievements

Earn badges for milestones like “First Drop,” “The Pound-for-Pounder,” and “Regular as Clockwork.” Collect them all. Put them on your resume.

The LogBook

Every session logged with timestamps, weights, and deltas. See trends over time. Discover your peak performance hours. Morning person or night owl? The data doesn't lie.

Share the Load

Share cryptic Wordle-style emoji recaps that only ShitBit users can decode. Drop them in group chats. Watch the confusion. Let the initiated nod knowingly.

Airtight Privacy

Your data is encrypted and never sold. Friends see your output, never your body weight. What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom. Except the numbers. Those we keep.

Get Off the Pot and On the List

Reserve a Founder Edition and you'll get 30% off, a numbered serial, and the first units off the line. Limited to the first 1,000 signups. After that, you're paying retail like a chump.

First 1,000 signups get the Founder Edition + 30% off when we launch on Kickstarter. No spam — one email when we go live.

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you wanted to know but were too regular to ask.